contemplating disowning her brother
what if in the last episode of pokémon the camera spins around and the narrator/cameraman is Ash’s dad and it turns out he’s not an absent father he’s an extremely over involved father and has been just following him and his friends around recording their adventure for years
mod note: this might not be entirely scientifically accurate
He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself.
He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.”
behold the happiest bear
WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
I have been waiting for this for 84 years
It is…how you say a…metaphor
THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA
they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!
NO AND ITS BULLSHIT
YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS
nO AND IT IS FUCKING BULLSHITTTTTT
the gay agenda
or as i call it
confetti is too old-fashioned. this is the future of law
I want a secret garden.