Kuroshitsuji | CHP. 82 | Sebastian Michaelis

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ok so im cap bella is black widow, elijah wants to be falcon and travis wants to be hawkeye

dear friends pls contact me abt the avengers initiative 

#emily txt

awwww-cute:

Because you only turn 11 weeks old once

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nack289-lp:

aesclepianbanshee:

This is why I love Fire Emblem.

What the fuck even are Fire Emblem: Awakening’s characters

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zootedboy:

i relate to this sports meme hella hord

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enitari:

clearandopaque:

Sway, sway, swaying,

in between the waves…

eAT AN ENTIRE ASS

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monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby I will feed you bird if it’s the last thing I do

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tbh tho i prefer fictional boys and real girls bc real boys are pigs and fictional girls are sex toys and ppl in between “dont exist” smh

2 notes #emily txt

darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

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swagghag:

if you had to choose between world peace and having sex with a strider’s guardian would you fuck alpha dave or bro

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officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

[ships thing]

[condescending fan voice] did you know there’s a thing called FRIENDSHIP????

[SHIPS THING HARDER]

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It’s Monday again. Do you need a pick-me-up? Have some hilarious quotes from The Lego Movie. You’re welcome and everything is awesome.

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